Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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