haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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