After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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