strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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