Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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