Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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