The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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