Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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