I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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