Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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