I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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