But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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