I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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