If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
only you would photoshop your dick
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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