Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
