I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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