I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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