I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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