Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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