Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she looked like the before picture.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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