I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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