Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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