i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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