She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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