Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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