I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My dick has a subreddit
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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