is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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