I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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