So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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