Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i believe in u and ur pee
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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