It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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