butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Who died my cat blue again?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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