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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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