Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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