I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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