Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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