fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
why is half of my head shaved?
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