Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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