dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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