you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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