Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
PANTIES FOUND
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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