these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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