So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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