I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i think my mom watched the whole time
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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