Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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