Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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