no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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