Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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