her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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