I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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