There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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