My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Randomize
