please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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