i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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