as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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