we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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