yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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