Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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