wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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