so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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