Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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